This is wildly inappropriate, and sacrilege to one of the funniest actors in the last 50 years. That said, here’s my contribution to the downfall of our society:
Willy Wanka (to the melody of “Pure Imagination”)
[Spoken]
Surf the web
Be aroused
Hit the search key
[Sung]
Look with me
You will see
A new world of
Raw deprivation
Go and gaze
And engage
In furious masturbation
We’ll proceed
With the deed
Because we read
Stories of triple penetration
What you like
Just may be
Domination
If you want to view a pair that’s nice
Just un-zip your pants and slap it
Anytime you’re horny, fap it
Want to mute the sound?
Whatever helps
To whack it
There’s no shame
If you came
To pictures of
Anal exploration
Just be sure
The site’s free
Or no big credit card fee
If you have a real nasty vice
In a video with no budget
Try not to harshly judge it
Think no one makes mistakes?
Even butt men
Fudge it
If a crow
And a doe
Fill the screen with
Animal ejaculation
Look at them
Filled with glee
That is the
Way to be
Musings from Suburbia 